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Jeff Gordon - “Unless you were under a rock on Friday, it was announced that an alleged former girlfriend of Jeff Gordon will appear in Playboy. If officials at the magazine wanted to make some money, they’d make the magazine available in a 1:24 diecast. $159.99. Plus shipping.”
Jimmie Johnson - “He’s the only driver with more than $4 million in earnings. That would buy exactly 25,001 of those diecasts we just talked about.”
Jimmy Spencer - “Heck, we’ll put you in here anyway. Did you know that Spencer, even with the suspension, has scored more points in the last six races than Jeff Gordon? As if Jeff Gordon’s week couldn’t get any worse.”
Wow. Someone needs to give the writers at NASCAR.com a pay raise.