The Lingerie Bowl

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LOL. This is hilarious.

Jim asks such important questions as…

What playing surface does the Lingerie Bowl use? Natural grass, artificial turf or Jell-o?

Will the game’s organizers test for implants? If so, can I help?

Will they fine players for not wearing their fishnet stockings high enough?

Are there incentive bonuses for making the All-Frederick’s of Hollywood Team?

And most importantly, should we refer to this as Lingerie Bowl I, Lingerie Bowl 2004 or Lingerie Bowl 38C?

Or, come to think of it (and with all apologies to that college game in the Bay Area), wouldn’t it be more accurate to call this the Silicone Valley Bowl?

Oh yeah… don’t forget to check out the “Lingerie Bowl” web site.