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How we got in this economic mess…

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One from Illinois, one from Tennessee and a third from Virginia. They all go with a White House official to the fence.
The Virginia contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a [...]

2008… Perfect Wrap-Up

Bailing Out of 2008
You can bet that in a year when an Ohio plumber became more famous than the Dalai Lama, a hockey mom from Alaska came within a heartbeat of the White House, gas hit $4 a gallon, and rich automakers begged Congress for $25 billion, Dave Barry might have a few words to [...]

$2.98

I just filled my truck all the way for the first time in a year.
Gas was $2.98 and I saved an additional $.20 per gallon with my Price Chopper card.
I wept… tears of joy.

Football Season…

 
 
 
As I wrap up the Pop Warner football season with my boys (last game… Saturday night… under the lights) I had to laugh at this video. After all the madness that we’ve had to endure on Sundays ( something about grown men who still wish they were boys, 7-9 year olds, and a leather football [...]

Dear Adobe…

I could’ve used this site more than once…
http://dearadobe.com/

Shoulda bought a Zune…

I’ve been missing the Colbert Report lately but I saw this on Engadget… funny stuff.
“I knew I should have gotten a Zune! They can’t kill me… or do anything else.”

Paris making sense?

See more funny videos at Funny or Die
It’s hard for me to watch Paris Hilton be the one to say this… but is it so hard to believe that maybe both sides have some decent ideas? Is it that far fetched to think we can work together to solve some of these problems? I still [...]

The Boys Are Begging For A Set Of These…

Fred Zing! Catapult Spoon
ZING! launch your lunch Everyone knows you shouldn’t play with your food. But hey – sometimes you have to defend your dinner! Now there’s a new weapon in your homeland security arsenal – load up a particularly mushy pea or corn niblet, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle, and watch your food [...]

The mouths of babes…

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than………………..Punch a 5th grader
Strike while the …………………….Bug is close
It’s always darkest before…………… Daylight Savings [...]

Baseball??…. BASEBALL!?!?!??!!!

*sigh*
First Ethan falls in love with soccer… and now Gabe brings home this from Kindergarten…

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