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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One from Illinois, one from Tennessee and a third from Virginia. They all go with a White House official to the fence.
The Virginia contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a [...]

Bailing Out of 2008
You can bet that in a year when an Ohio plumber became more famous than the Dalai Lama, a hockey mom from Alaska came within a heartbeat of the White House, gas hit $4 a gallon, and rich automakers begged Congress for $25 billion, Dave Barry might have a few words to [...]

as we know it… anyway.
Just voted… now we just wait and see how the long evening plays out.

In light if the current financial chaos around the world, and listening to our two wonderful options for president blabber back and forth, it’s hard not to worry. I haven’t lost millions of dollars in my 401k, or thousands for that matter, but the uncertainty of the future definitely has many people at least a [...]

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It’s hard for me to watch Paris Hilton be the one to say this… but is it so hard to believe that maybe both sides have some decent ideas? Is it that far fetched to think we can work together to solve some of these problems? I still [...]

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.
 
Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, “You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window [...]

but it still sucks! I’m sure New York will be one of the first in line!
Lawmakers eying taxation on digital downloads

Wow! This comes from a great web site called globalwarming.org, the website of the Cooler Heads Coalition, an international group of non-profit organizations dedicated to smarter thinking on the subject of global warming and climate change.
In August, New York Governor George Pataki announced a $17 million aid package to four private companies to develop wind [...]

Ever wondered what the most powerful man in the world listens to in his spare time? In a rare departure from formal media interviews, George Bush has revealed what is on his personal “clunker” iPod. Click Here (WMP)

Rolling Stone magazine rejected an ad from the nation’s largest Bible publisher, USA Today reports Tuesday.
Though the message doesn’t mention God, it does tout publisher Zondervan’s new Bible translation aimed at “spiritually intrigued 18-to-34-year-olds.”
“The magazine rejected Zondervan’s Bible ad just weeks before its scheduled run date, citing an unwritten policy against accepting ads containing religious [...]